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Prison vs Work  E-mail
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Monday, 30 October 2006
Prison vs WorkJust in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

 


 

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
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Better safe than sorry  E-mail
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Thursday, 14 September 2006
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Qanton Gadget City steps up USB NailGunner production  E-mail
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Tuesday, 22 August 2006
We were overwhelmed by the huge response concerning the Japanese made NailGunner. Qanton Gadget City was very pleased with our review. They were so pleased that blubbie.com now has full access to their webshop.
You can now order the USB NailGunner gadget directly at their site. Following this link you will automatically receive a US $10.00 discount and an extra box of nails.
We would like to thank Qanton for this nice gesture!

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USB-NailGunner, a forceful PC gadget to defend your computer  E-mail
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Monday, 31 July 2006
fanatics call it the iKill
USB-Nail Gunner gadget
Here's an high tech gadget to plug into your computer. It acts as your personal PC or laptop defender. Once installed it kicks in when your screensaver turns on. It tracks movements in a 360 degrees angle. The nail gun is guided automatically and fires a round of 6 2" household nails when objects are within a 2 meter range. Hence the nickname iKill. Tests have shown a 85% hit count. Legal actions as result from injuries are due to be ruled out by the clear warnings given by the screensaver. This is checked by top lawyers. User can enter the secured zone only after positive voice recognition. Package comes with an 'auto learn' suite for additional commands. This way it can be used for combined zone defence at your own office. Here's the link to the USB-NailGunner. It is sold excusively by Japanese firm Qanton Gadget City. Price app. Yen 11.499 including legal insurance in Japan and several other countries.
the iKill comes with a box of nails
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One could say they 'hit the nail on the head'. It sure is one of the most awesome USB Gadgets we encountered this year. And in case we forgot to tell you: inside this gadget is a 1gb usb memory card and a luidspeaker to store your own mp3 'Kaboom' files. Counts are monitored with a tiny 1Mb camera to give you that great instant visual playback once you're back at your work place. Have fun!
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WARNING do not click on this link!  E-mail
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Thursday, 27 July 2006
I strongly advice all NOT (!) to click on this link. Thank you very much.
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